This just in-
The Angels have traded Casey Kotchman and pitching prospect Stephen Marek to the Braves for Mark Texiera.
Huh.
Tuesday, July 29, 2008
Slowey Gets A Cookie
Barring the icky sweep by the Yankees, the Twins have been playing pretty well since my last update.
Which was actually a really long time ago, looking back. But it turns out I do have a life other than blogging about the Twins.
Take Sunday for instance-
I sat through 14 innings of Fargo-Moorhead Redhawks/Joliet Jackhammers baseball, and that wasn't even the whole game.
And I was in the sun the whole time.
Frequent trips to Physical Therapy has also taken up alot of my valuable blogging time, and tommorrow I am privileged enough to get to be able to waste my time with an MRI.
Yay.
...
But back to the important stuff.
WE BEAT THE WHITE SUX!!
Not only did we beat them, but Kevin Slowey SHUT THEM OUT!!!
I could not be happier with this team right now.
-Denard Span hit his first Major League homer, which put the Twins in the lead for the first time.
-Two batters later, Justin comes up and does his 'Home Run Derby King/I Can't Let This Kid Show Me Up' thing and hits another homer.
Fans cheered and a good time was had by all.
-GoGo came in late, got a hit, sprinted around the bases, (sat in the dugout and accidentally dropped his mouthpiece in on the ground) and was smiling again (when he wasn't grimacing from running so fast no one knew where he was).
Also, the Sox weren't exactly on top of their game.
-They didn't hit a homer, and in games when they don't get the long ball, they're 5-22. Haha! They actually had one for a few minutes, when Jermaine Dye hit that ball that went really far that everyone knew was foul except for the third base ump.
Even Dye knew it was foul and didn't argue at all.
When Ozzie came out after the call was taken back, I was expecting some of this:
But he was very calm.
Very disapponting Ozzie.
He did show some emotion in the dugout though:
Well, maybe not.
-A.J. ...
My god, what the $#%& did you do to your hair?
Scary photo courtesy of
Which was actually a really long time ago, looking back. But it turns out I do have a life other than blogging about the Twins.
Take Sunday for instance-
I sat through 14 innings of Fargo-Moorhead Redhawks/Joliet Jackhammers baseball, and that wasn't even the whole game.
And I was in the sun the whole time.
Frequent trips to Physical Therapy has also taken up alot of my valuable blogging time, and tommorrow I am privileged enough to get to be able to waste my time with an MRI.
Yay.
...
But back to the important stuff.
WE BEAT THE WHITE SUX!!
Not only did we beat them, but Kevin Slowey SHUT THEM OUT!!!
I could not be happier with this team right now.
-Denard Span hit his first Major League homer, which put the Twins in the lead for the first time.
-Two batters later, Justin comes up and does his 'Home Run Derby King/I Can't Let This Kid Show Me Up' thing and hits another homer.
Fans cheered and a good time was had by all.
-GoGo came in late, got a hit, sprinted around the bases, (sat in the dugout and accidentally dropped his mouthpiece in on the ground) and was smiling again (when he wasn't grimacing from running so fast no one knew where he was).
Also, the Sox weren't exactly on top of their game.
-They didn't hit a homer, and in games when they don't get the long ball, they're 5-22. Haha! They actually had one for a few minutes, when Jermaine Dye hit that ball that went really far that everyone knew was foul except for the third base ump.
Even Dye knew it was foul and didn't argue at all.
When Ozzie came out after the call was taken back, I was expecting some of this:
But he was very calm.
Very disapponting Ozzie.
He did show some emotion in the dugout though:
Well, maybe not.
-A.J. ...
My god, what the $#%& did you do to your hair?
Scary photo courtesy of
It made me lose my appetite.
But that's prolly cause it's exactly the same color as those tasty Lemon Ices, which is what I was eating at the time. So, naturally, I couldn't finish it, and I gave it to my dog, who also didn't eat, but most likely for different reasons.
But that's prolly cause it's exactly the same color as those tasty Lemon Ices, which is what I was eating at the time. So, naturally, I couldn't finish it, and I gave it to my dog, who also didn't eat, but most likely for different reasons.
-Nich Swisher. Ha! You lost your glove and you didn't hit anything. I give total credit to
for they're super idea to 'love' Nick Swisher to make him suck. I tried it, and it worked! They are so smart. I'm jealous.
Saturday, July 12, 2008
Oh My Danza
Another post! Yay!
Honestly though, I don't know why I'm bothering. It's 5:08 AM here in the BatKra Kave, I don't really remember what happened in the game other then we won, and there is an extremely loud and annoying thunderstorm in the works, and the thunder keeps shaking the house.
When I remember what happened in the game, I'll post a beautiful, long, detailed and witty description about it. And then do the same about the 3 Twinks goin to the All-Star game.
But for now you can just watch this-
The Casey Crawl
It's the only thing a Red Sox (Red Soxer? Red Soxinite? Red Sux?) has ever done that I liked.
Goodnight mornin y'all...
Honestly though, I don't know why I'm bothering. It's 5:08 AM here in the BatKra Kave, I don't really remember what happened in the game other then we won, and there is an extremely loud and annoying thunderstorm in the works, and the thunder keeps shaking the house.
When I remember what happened in the game, I'll post a beautiful, long, detailed and witty description about it. And then do the same about the 3 Twinks goin to the All-Star game.
But for now you can just watch this-
The Casey Crawl
It's the only thing a Red Sox (Red Soxer? Red Soxinite? Red Sux?) has ever done that I liked.
Good
Friday, July 11, 2008
Back On Track
After that very, very painful sweep by the BoSox, the Twinks are back on track.
But at first, I didn't know that, and was under the impression that they were very far off track, beacuse I thought they had lost.
Not because they were down 6-4 when the Tiggers but their closer in, (because I didn't get a chance to watch or listen to the game cause I was stuck babysitting from 8:30 to 4:00) but because I checked the score on my phone around 3:30, and the Quick-Score said we'd lost 6-3.
Needless to say, I was very sad. But I went to check the detailed score anyway.
I should have realized something was wrong with the program when the line score claimed we had 4 runs. And that it told me that Slowey pitched 3 innings and Breslow pitched 1.
"Well no wonder we lost!" I thought to myself "We only had a pitcher for 4 innings!"
Later that night, my dad called from Arizona, and the first thing he said to me was "Twinks won!" (Because that's usually the only thing we talk about)
Obiously, I was very confused, having spent the day mourning the loss and getting prepared for another terrible road trip like the one that started in Chicago. My dad didn't have time to go through the whole game with me, and I ended up still being confused, yet slightly hopeful.
So I did the only sensible thing to do in a situation like this- SportsCenter! Baseball Tonight!
And I was not disappointed.
Morneau went 5-5 with the game winning homer in the 11th inning, and he is the 1st player to go 5-5 or better with the game winning hit since Perez did it in 1973.
Spam Span went 4-4
Joe Nathan came in to pitch in the bottom of the ninth and threw 31 pitches, walking the bases loaded with only 1 out, and procceded to get two strikeouts to end the inning and strand 3 (haha Pudge!). And that's why he's an All-Star.
LNP and Morneau also had that really awesome double play. I won't try and describe, because it's so face-meltingly amazing that if I think about it, my face will drip off onto my keyboard and cause it to short-circuit.
But it was played many times on the late night shows, earning the #1 web-gem on Baseball Tonight and the #2 Top Play on SportsCenter. The newscasters even called LNP a "perpetual web-gem" and claimed that he's "the best athlete the Twins have on the field".
Can't really disagree.
This game was only Todd Jones' 2nd blown save.
And Matty Guerrier was the winning pitcher! In honor of that, I did a litte digging and found this adorable picture of him and his mom:
Wasn't he a cutie?
But at first, I didn't know that, and was under the impression that they were very far off track, beacuse I thought they had lost.
Not because they were down 6-4 when the Tiggers but their closer in, (because I didn't get a chance to watch or listen to the game cause I was stuck babysitting from 8:30 to 4:00) but because I checked the score on my phone around 3:30, and the Quick-Score said we'd lost 6-3.
Needless to say, I was very sad. But I went to check the detailed score anyway.
I should have realized something was wrong with the program when the line score claimed we had 4 runs. And that it told me that Slowey pitched 3 innings and Breslow pitched 1.
"Well no wonder we lost!" I thought to myself "We only had a pitcher for 4 innings!"
Later that night, my dad called from Arizona, and the first thing he said to me was "Twinks won!" (Because that's usually the only thing we talk about)
Obiously, I was very confused, having spent the day mourning the loss and getting prepared for another terrible road trip like the one that started in Chicago. My dad didn't have time to go through the whole game with me, and I ended up still being confused, yet slightly hopeful.
So I did the only sensible thing to do in a situation like this- SportsCenter! Baseball Tonight!
And I was not disappointed.
Morneau went 5-5 with the game winning homer in the 11th inning, and he is the 1st player to go 5-5 or better with the game winning hit since Perez did it in 1973.
Joe Nathan came in to pitch in the bottom of the ninth and threw 31 pitches, walking the bases loaded with only 1 out, and procceded to get two strikeouts to end the inning and strand 3 (haha Pudge!). And that's why he's an All-Star.
LNP and Morneau also had that really awesome double play. I won't try and describe, because it's so face-meltingly amazing that if I think about it, my face will drip off onto my keyboard and cause it to short-circuit.
But it was played many times on the late night shows, earning the #1 web-gem on Baseball Tonight and the #2 Top Play on SportsCenter. The newscasters even called LNP a "perpetual web-gem" and claimed that he's "the best athlete the Twins have on the field".
Can't really disagree.
This game was only Todd Jones' 2nd blown save.
And Matty Guerrier was the winning pitcher! In honor of that, I did a litte digging and found this adorable picture of him and his mom:
Wasn't he a cutie?
Monday, July 7, 2008
SWEEEP!
Another come from behind win!
And, in honor of that, I present the Twins with their very own rally pumpkin.
Yay!
Unfortunately, I wasn't able to watch the game as I don't get My29 (Way to support all of Twins Territory guys). But, the radio got the message across just fine and I was able to watch a replay of the game on FSN.
Poor Cliff Lee, I can't help but to feel a little sorry for him, as this was only his second loss of the season, and first loss to an AL team.
In honor of that, I give Mr. Lee his very own BooHoo Pumpkin.
(See how much bigger it is then the Rally Pumpkin? That's cuzLee was later seen crying in the dugout, and being given a ginormous hug by Mr. Innuendo. he's spose to be the good player on the team. But he's not.)
Also, what was up with him sayin mean stuff to GoGo? Poor baby can't do anything without someone not likin it. When they asked Speedy what Lee said to him, he told them it wasn't something he could repeat on the air.
Not cool Cliff, not cool.
But it was a good game, anyway.
Who's ready to take on the BoSox?
I bet Varitek is gonna try and start a fight with His Studly-ness because he's so upset over the All-Star game. But Joe will just be his Minnesota nice and try and offer the Tek some sunflower seeds.
Or something.
And, in honor of that, I present the Twins with their very own rally pumpkin.
Yay!
Unfortunately, I wasn't able to watch the game as I don't get My29 (Way to support all of Twins Territory guys). But, the radio got the message across just fine and I was able to watch a replay of the game on FSN.
Poor Cliff Lee, I can't help but to feel a little sorry for him, as this was only his second loss of the season, and first loss to an AL team.
In honor of that, I give Mr. Lee his very own BooHoo Pumpkin.
(See how much bigger it is then the Rally Pumpkin? That's cuz
Also, what was up with him sayin mean stuff to GoGo? Poor baby can't do anything without someone not likin it. When they asked Speedy what Lee said to him, he told them it wasn't something he could repeat on the air.
Not cool Cliff, not cool.
But it was a good game, anyway.
Who's ready to take on the BoSox?
I bet Varitek is gonna try and start a fight with His Studly-ness because he's so upset over the All-Star game. But Joe will just be his Minnesota nice and try and offer the Tek some sunflower seeds.
Or something.
Saturday, July 5, 2008
Winner Winner Chicken Dinner!
The Comeback kids strike again!
After Mr. Innuendo hit a 3 run homer to give the Tribe a 5-2 lead, the Twinks pulled out their small ball stuff and came back to win it.
Well, small ball and the 8 walks given out by the Cleveland pitchers.
Poor studly Joe was walked 3 times, so really, tonight he was 1 for 2 with his 4th homer of the year to make it a 5-4 game.
Despite the excess of balls (get your mind out of the gutter! I mean walks!), it was a good game.
The entire line-up produced, and the defense tonight was amazing, with Casilla getting the #2 Top Play on SportsCenter and getting 2 webgems on Baseball Tonight, one for each LNP and Sexy Alexi. Maybe it's time Gogo and Alexi taught Punto the SuperSecretBFF handshake they have. Denard Span (or Spam, as he's known in our house) already knows it, and I'm pretty sure I saw Craig Monroe getting some hand action also.
But they didn't teach it too him, so Little Nicky Punto and Dr. Neau had to try and make one up on their own. It didn't look nearly as cool though.
White guys can't handshake. Or something like that.
Also, it's Jesse Crain's 27th birthday today. Yay!
As of tonight, the Twinks are 11 games above .500, have won 7 series in a row, and are only 1 game behind the White Sux.
The Pregame show today started half an hour early in honor of the troops. They showed a nice ceremony to honor everyone who has, and is serving. A saxophone quartet, the team wearing caps from the Navy, Army, Marine Corps, etc.
And then, there was a hot air ballon.
It was a nice thought, with the POW/MIA design, but did they forget the Dome has a roof?
After Mr. Innuendo hit a 3 run homer to give the Tribe a 5-2 lead, the Twinks pulled out their small ball stuff and came back to win it.
Well, small ball and the 8 walks given out by the Cleveland pitchers.
Poor studly Joe was walked 3 times, so really, tonight he was 1 for 2 with his 4th homer of the year to make it a 5-4 game.
Despite the excess of balls (get your mind out of the gutter! I mean walks!), it was a good game.
The entire line-up produced, and the defense tonight was amazing, with Casilla getting the #2 Top Play on SportsCenter and getting 2 webgems on Baseball Tonight, one for each LNP and Sexy Alexi. Maybe it's time Gogo and Alexi taught Punto the SuperSecretBFF handshake they have. Denard Span (or Spam, as he's known in our house) already knows it, and I'm pretty sure I saw Craig Monroe getting some hand action also.
But they didn't teach it too him, so Little Nicky Punto and Dr. Neau had to try and make one up on their own. It didn't look nearly as cool though.
White guys can't handshake. Or something like that.
Also, it's Jesse Crain's 27th birthday today. Yay!
As of tonight, the Twinks are 11 games above .500, have won 7 series in a row, and are only 1 game behind the White Sux.
The Pregame show today started half an hour early in honor of the troops. They showed a nice ceremony to honor everyone who has, and is serving. A saxophone quartet, the team wearing caps from the Navy, Army, Marine Corps, etc.
And then, there was a hot air ballon.
It was a nice thought, with the POW/MIA design, but did they forget the Dome has a roof?
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